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// Jukebox
JUKEBOX_001 = "\cbTrack: \cj001\n\cbArtist: \cjFilthy Frank\n\cbSong: \cjgibe de pussi b0ss\n\cbAlbum: \cjPINK SEASON\n\cbGenre: \cjSUCC";

GOTCHAINSAW           = "A dildosaw!  Find some pussy!";
GOTLAUNCHER           = "You got the water balloon launcher!";
PICKUP_PISTOL_DROPPED = "You got the squirt gun!";

// Cast list (must appear in this order)
CC_ZOMBIE  = "IMP-TAN";
CC_SHOTGUN = "IMP-TAN";
CC_HEAVY   = "IMP-TAN";
CC_IMP     = "IMP-TAN";
CC_DEMON   = "PINKY";
CC_LOST    = "LOST SOUL";
CC_CACO    = "CACODEMON";
CC_HELL    = "HELLDAME";
CC_BARON   = "BARONESS";
CC_ARACH   = "ARACHNOTRON";
CC_PAIN    = "PAIN ELEMENTAL";
CC_REVEN   = "REVENANT";
CC_MANCU   = "MANCUBUS";
CC_ARCH    = "ARCH-VILE";
CC_SPIDER  = "THE SPIDER MASTERMIND";
CC_CYBER   = "THE CYBERDEMON";
CC_HERO    = "OUR HERO";

// Obituaries
OB_SUICIDE     = "%o went limp.";
OB_FALLING     = "%o fell too far.";
OB_CRUSH       = "%o was squished.";
OB_EXIT        = "%o tried to leave.";
OB_WATER       = "%o can't swim.";
OB_SLIME       = "%o mutated.";
OB_LAVA        = "%o melted.";
OB_BARREL      = "%o went boom.";
OB_SPLASH      = "%o stood in the wrong spot.";
OB_R_SPLASH    = "%o should have stood back.";
OB_ROCKET      = "%o should have stood back.";
OB_KILLEDSELF  = "%o went limp";
OB_MONTELEFRAG = "%o spontaneously came.";
OB_DEFAULT     = "%o went limp.";
OB_MPDEFAULT   = "%o was fucked by %k.";
OB_FRIENDLY1   = "%k fucks a friend.";
OB_FRIENDLY2   = "%k checks %p glasses.";
OB_FRIENDLY3   = "%k gets a fuck for the other team.";
OB_FRIENDLY4   = "%k fucks another friend.";

// Oh my god these are so bad I'm sorry
// Quit Doom 1 messages
QUITMSG1 = "please don't leave, there's more\ndemons to fuck!";
QUITMSG2 = "let's beat it -- this is turning\ninto an orgy!";
QUITMSG3 = "no one turns down imp-tan! no one!";
QUITMSG4 = "9 out of 10 people are cool,\nthe other one pressed y.";
QUITMSG5 = "don't leave yet -- there's an\norgy around that corner!";
QUITMSG6 = "press y to become impotent.";
QUITMSG7 = "press y to remain a virgin forever.";

// Quit Doom II messages
QUITMSG12 = "look, bud. you leave now\nand you forfeit your orgasm count!";