[enr]

[enu default]

STSTR_DQDON = "Rambo mode on";
STSTR_DQDOFF = "Rambo mode off";
STSTR_NCON = "Going through walls? Well, that gives some possibilites.";
STSTR_NCOFF = "Oh cool, I wanted to pick some cigs, after all.";
TXT_BUDDHAON = "Death-impervious mode on";
TXT_BUDDHAOFF = "Death-impervious mode off";
STSTR_KFAADDED	= "Oh cool, keys'n'stuff!";
STSTR_FAADDED = "Oh cool, stuff!";
MSGOFF = "Ability to read has been suspended";
MSGON = "Ability to read has been restored";
NETEND = "Get your guts together and man up for that multiplay, bro.";
ENDGAME = "Come back when you grow some hair on your chest.\n(Unless you're a woman - that's highly unadvised!)";
GGSAVED = "Shaving in progress... Done!";
TXT_DEFAULTPICKUPMSG = "Have fun picking up things with undefined strings!";

STARTUP1 = "Cause I'm a - Heatseeker, burning up the town!";
STARTUP2 = "And I'm a - Heatseeker, I don't need no life preserver,";
STARTUP3 = "I don't need no one to hose me down!";
STARTUP4 = "Don't hose me down!";
STARTUP5 = "Out on the street - feel the heat!";

OB_SUICIDE = "%o went straight to Hell.";
OB_FALLING = "%o should have grown some wings.";
OB_CRUSH = "%o became his own, favourite vinyl record.";
OB_EXIT = "%o tried escape from his fate - just to run right into it.";
OB_WATER = "%o didn't have enough air support.";
OB_SLIME = "%o went full toxic avenger.";
OB_LAVA = "In terms of being hot, %o couldn't outmatch lava.";
OB_BARREL = "%o's best, explosive friend betrayed %h.";
OB_KILLEDSELF = "%o was so awesome that %g had to kill %hself for the good of the universe.\nElse the universe would explode.";
OB_VOODOO = "''THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE %o!!'' -\nsaid %o before finishing %hself off.";
OB_DEFAULT = "%o's heat was too much to handle, even for %hself.";

// Doom 1

E1TEXT =
	"Guns and cigs and death, oh my! After\n"
	"murdering two big dudes and clearing out\n"
	"the smaller uglier pink things, you step\n"
	"onto a platform and into some\n"
	"interdimensional whosawhatsimathingy\n"
	"where you are promptly shot and torn\n"
	"multiple times in the darkness. Where the\n"
	"hell is that bastard Vladimir Vladimir?\n"
	"How would he be crafty enough to leave\n"
	"such a trap for your dumb ass before the\n"
	"next episode?\n"
	"\n"
	"It stinks like rotten meat, and definitely\n"
	"doesn't seem to contain any babes. You\n"
	"could really go for a cig right now, and\n"
	"there's nothing but murder in the air.\n"
	"The shores of undead will fall eventually.\n"
	"The only way out of here... is through.";
	
E2TEXT =
	"Was that all? Just some big ugly rocket-\n"
	"spewing goat guarding a tall green marble\n"
	"building? Vladdy's going to have to come\n"
	"up with more exciting threats than that!\n"
	"But where are you now, you wonder? What\n"
	"sort of hellish abomination will be thrown\n"
	"at you next? A quick look over the edge\n"
	"provides the kind of cryptic answer our\n"
	"hero needs!\n"
	"\n"
	"Of course, you don't know where the hell\n"
	"you are anyway, but you shrug, say heck,\n"
	"and drop carefully with carefully-\n"
	"procured rope to the fleshy surface of a\n"
	"strange new landscape. If there are more\n"
	"of Vladimir's minions here, they'll be\n"
	"sorry they ever met you. It's time to\n"
	"take the fight to the fires of the devil\n"
	"- Blazer style!";
	
E3TEXT =
	"Really? A brain on legs, that's all the\n"
	"real mastermind could come up with? A\n"
	"strange feeling at the back of your mind,\n"
	"one about seeming heroic for freeing an\n"
	"entire moonbase of dead people from evil\n"
	"is quickly shunted by thoughts of kicking\n"
	"back with a bottle of whiskey and fine\n"
	"cubans.\n"
	"No time for that! Vladimir Vladimir\n"
	"awaits, and there's no telling what kind\n"
	"of abominations your mortal enemy will\n"
	"have contaminated new worlds with this\n"
	"time! One step through a nearby entryway\n"
	"reveals the great greens of Earth, and\n"
	"a strange sense of peace you've never\n"
	"felt since the refrigerator tragedy.\n"
	"Perhaps it's a good idea you didn't\n"
	"bring Hell with you...";

E4TEXT =
	"Vladimir Vladimir must have thought of\n"
	"all this before you went on an epic\n"
	"trek to kill his ass. How else would\n"
	"Earth territories be so thoroughly\n"
	"overrun? To sacrifice the women and\n"
	"children like that to stop the\n"
	"Trailblazer, what a horrendously\n"
	"villainous thing to do! But you stepped\n"
	"forth and destroyed them anyway, no\n"
	"matter their affiliations or love of\n"
	"fire - someone was going to pay for\n"
	"that disturbing sight of rabbit head\n"
	"on pike. Mind bleach will be required\n"
	"for the next few weeks... Weeks you\n"
	"don't have. Until next episode, then!\n"
	"Hell on Earth awaits!";
	
// Doom 2

C1TEXT =
	"You have entered deeply into a bunch of\n"
	"technical and mechanical military\n"
	"hoohaha... Typical, Vlad. The monsters\n"
	"you saw last season have subverted reality\n"
	"with their existence, changing places that\n"
	"looked vaguely familiar following old\n"
	"professions of yours into something\n"
	"decidedly new and unnatural, something\n"
	"sinister. Ahead is the whatzit place with\n"
	"the super switch that releases the Earth's\n"
	"population, and you decide, what the heck,\n"
	"maybe there's a fat pack of cigs in it for\n"
	"you if you save the people. At the very\n"
	"least, an upset in Vlad's carefully\n"
	"organized plans are always appreciated, so\n"
	"off you set, shotguns in hand and cigs in\n"
	"your holster...";

C2TEXT =
	"Well, what do you know? That button wasn't\n"
	"so hard to hit after all! Sometimes you\n"
	"wonder if Vlad is even trying. Of course,\n"
	"now that the Earth is devoid of humans,\n"
	"raiding cigarette factories should now be\n"
	"unbelievably easier. As you chart a course,\n"
	"one of the monitors displays a message,\n"
	"beamed directly from Earth Control:\n"
	"\"Sensors have located the source of the\n"
	"alien invasion. If you go there, you may\n"
	"be able to block their entry. The alien\n"
	"base is in a city, not far from the\n"
	"starport.\" Well, how convenient! That's\n"
	"another hop from the factories! Which you\n"
	"may or may not be planning to take apart\n"
	"to fuel your own heroic rampage. One thing\n"
	"is for sure: Vladimir is paying the tab!";

C3TEXT =
	"After killing many things, dead and undead\n"
	"(you're not actually sure which), you arrive\n"
	"at the corrupt heart of the city, whereupon\n"
	"a portal splays itself in the fabric of the\n"
	"building existences. This side doesn't have\n"
	"an off switch, so you're going to have to do\n"
	"the fun thing and dive right in! If there is\n"
	"any chance of Vladimir Vladimir on the other\n"
	"side, there's no way you'd simply pass up\n"
	"the opportunity to kill his evil butt. It's\n"
	"time to turn up the fire and burn everything\n"
	"in your path, baby! Light 'em on fire!";

C4TEXT =
	"For once, Vladimir shows some of his\n"
	"creativity! A giant skull that turns into\n"
	"exploding fireworks is a nice touch for a\n"
	"final boss! Unfortunately, as the writhing,\n"
	"flailing corpse of the ugliest thing you've\n"
	"ever seen destroys the landscape and tears up\n"
	"crap you don't even care about, your nemesis\n"
	"is nowhere to be seen and your true mission\n"
	"has yet to be completed. Maybe all of those\n"
	"people on Earth can be happy that the demons\n"
	"won't be ripping them to shreds anymore and\n"
	"can rebuild all of the fine whiskey and\n"
	"cigarette establishments you, ahem, traversed\n"
	"in the name of justice, but your true quest\n"
	"will never be complete until you've served\n"
	"Vladimir Vladimir a bullet with his god damn\n"
	"name on it. Quietly, painfully, you pack up\n"
	"your guns and head off - you had a hell of\n"
	"a time getting here... Time to give someone\n"
	"else a taste of that.";

C5TEXT =
	"This strange interdimensional rift seems to\n"
	"call to someone, but you're not sure who.\n"
	"Still, the chance of fulfilling your vices,\n"
	"finding cooler gear, or simply falling on\n"
	"Vladimir's head for a quick and unsatisfying\n"
	"kill are too good to pass up! Light 'em up!";

C6TEXT =
	"Well, that was a real nostalgic bummer. How\n"
	"about this portal? Is a man's peace of mind\n"
	"in nicotine too good to ask for?";

// Plutonia

// TNT

// Heretic